inkyxward:

inkyxward:

Guys please vote in the steam awards purely so Hogwarts Legacy doesn’t win a single category

It is a finalist in:

-Game of the Year

-Best Game on Steam Deck

groceryshoppingwithaghost:

candyspider-deactivated20230731:

candyspider-deactivated20230731:

“i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy” that my friend sounds like a skill issue

if im watching the lord of the rings extended edition i am a monarchist for 682 minutes

personalmephistopheles:

stjohnstarling:

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he’s like “oh darling, I thought you’d never ask” and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

#hm. that sounds wrong but i dont know enough about catholics to say for sure [via @kirtlandswarbler]

conversationswithamillennial:

teaboot:

infinite-planes:

teaboot:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

me when i’m in genuine agonising distress: i’m so sorry if i’m bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i’m just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

petition to call this the “beans effect”.

Kidney beans are mildly poisonous. Cooking them on high heat makes them safe to eat, but cooking them them low heat makes them more poisonous.

If I am on fire, I must stay calm or perish. If I am being lightly toasted, I need my rage for energy to power my survival.

I am no better than than kidney bean

Kidney beans are poisonous?? I’ve been chomping them down like potato chips

@infinite-planes RAW???

ALT

How tf is my family still alive??????

muppethole:

🕯.

🕯. 🕯

🕯 prayer circle 🕯

🕯 for a housing 🕯

🕯 market 🕯

🕯 collapse 🕯

🕯.

taproot-bread:

taproot-bread:

taproot-bread:

To the people in the notes: we are holding hands now

It’s that time of the year again

guhhhhhhhhhhh:

guhhhhhhhhhhh:

Man…. tumblr really has changed. Someone filmed themself having gay sex on the senate hearing room floor and I haven’t seen a single post about it

Congressional Staffer Filmed Porn in Senate Hearing Room: ‘Appears to be Unprotected Sex’

A congressional staffer reportedly filmed a gay porn video in a Senate hearing room, according to footage leaked to the Daily Caller on Frid

Mediaite

boopidyboopidyboop:

akumeoy:

There is a hilarious unsaid implication in that only the English translation tells you not to fight it. The Chinese one only says “Wild monkeys ahead, absolutely to not feed.”

faiasakura:

dogsmouth:

enough about the eroticism of cannibalism what about the eroticism of parasitism. this is our body because i live in you.

Originally posted by gorillageek27

anarchocuntboogaloo:

pic-a-nic-baskeet-chad:

memewhore:

That should be a corkscrew…

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW

dazoru:

has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet:

December 12, 2023

No

cannibalchicken:

huffylemon:

altusername2:

n0ncomposmentis:

Icelandic Phallological Museum

aphr0dyke:

this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted