Levi's Cleaning Service

My blog where I post a cluster fuck of random shit I like. You might see attack on titan, free, tokyo ghoul, dmmd, and funny stuff. There could be some sad/depressing things which I tag as depression for those with triggers. CAUTION: may contain spoilers!

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s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

grossmidousuji:

tsu-keys:

Petition to have a very gay sports anime *pause for effect* with girls

baseball

figure skating

tennis

another baseball

military?? idk

WRESTLING

variations

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

klowncar:

major turn ons : good animation

svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

shameless-fujoshi:

Nanase “get me out of here now" Haruka

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

jeanlubipieguski:

I enjoy answering for him way too much

thescienceofjohnlock:

thenerdyindividual:

Look guys, I know the challenge is for a good cause but if you live in California please don’t do it! We’re in the middle of a serious drought and all the water that you use, counts! The water you use for the challenge including the ice, is contributing to this emergency level drought! If you really feel the need to do the challenge, change it so it won’t affect our water usage! Cram a shit ton of ice cream in your mouth if you have to but PLEASE stop doing the challenge if you live in California! Spread the word! Here are some links to educate yourself. A serious one: http://nationalreport.net/ice-bucket-challenge-contributing-california-drought/
A funny yet logical one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAcmOuww-D8

This is a damn good point. If you live in California maybe wait till the drought is over before you do it.

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

latulapyrope:

i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.